The halls

Welcome to the Halls of the Nudibranch
Where furry bagels, one per cushion
Pin down hapless humans
Laid low by foul virus

Welcome to the halls of the Nudibranch
The wet sounds of attempted breath
And explosive noise of sneezing
The only sounds

Welcome to the Halls of the Nudibranch
Where spiky cats
Run from Monkey coughing
Explosions unauthorized!

Welcome to the Halls of the Nudibranch
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